The Professional

I had this saved in my drafts since May. I thought I wrote it and posted it, but there was nothing in this one.

So in brief, here is my take on the movie:

Natalie Portman is a horny pervert who likes old guys that like to drink lots of milk. (Maybe she should call me)

Said old guy who likes to drink milk, also likes to kill people for money.

Tons of action ensues, a romantic sub story that isn't fully developed because it would be so creepy in America (but it turns out in the other versions, they're an item). Fun movie, and was a good watch.

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