The Bourne Ultimatum

Part 3 in the new James Bond series was pretty good. Let me start by saying I love Julia Stiles, and I think shes hot cause shes a real chick, not a barbie doll.

Anyways, I am keeping this one short too cause I am bored of writing already and am going to buy a new bed. Anyways, Matt Damon is pretty cool in this, and its surprising how believable he is as an action star since hes such a hollywood hunk.

The whole movie pertains to him finding out about a specific top secret CIA program (which of course ties everything together for him as to why he cant remember his past). So he goes all around the world, leading the CIA and their assassins on a nice game of cat and mouse, while singlehandedly kicking the living shit about everybody who stands in his way. These are cool ass kickings too.

My biggest complaint though, and its the same one I had about the first two, is that all these fights, and the movie in general are shot in such a frenetic style that it gets annoying to watch at points. Why would they choreograph bad ass fight scenes or car chases, only to have it hard to decipher what the fuck is happening because it looks so "crazy". Why not have it move a little bit, and let us still see what the hell is going on. I hate that style. Even when people are sitting there having a serious conversation, its like Michael J Fox is holding the camera. Cut the shit with that.

Overall it didnt take away from my enjoyment of the movie. I thought it was cool. By no means was it the best action movie of the summer like the previews claim though. Transformers and Die Hard were both better. But definately check it out, it was cool, bitches!

Hot Rod

I wasn't expecting too much from this, mainly because I think Andy Samberg is a fucking tool. He reminds me of a dude I know, really whiney, obnoxious, over the top TRYING to be funny, but it comes off with me reacting like "Man I want to punch this annoying prick in his fucking nose"

So this is about a guy whos a bogus stuntman. He fails at all his stunts, and general Jackass moments happen throughout. It is all building up to his one huge stunt, and him wanting to bag the chick from Wedding Crashers, who doesnt though?

It had a lot more laughs than I thought it would. There were also a few things lifted from other movies, like the rolling down the hill part was in Kung Pow, but that didn't make me not laugh any less. Some laugh out loud moments definately took place, but like I said, most of the stuff with Samberg just seemed so forced and he was trying way too hard.

It wound up being a nice entertaining 90 minutes, but since I saw it free, I also dont mind as much that hes annoying. If you like the guy and his obnoxious voice, go see it in the theatre, otherwise waiting for the DVD would be cool too.

The Simpsons

I've neglected this, and neglected putting up half decent movie reviews. I have been pretty busy looking at my hair fall out to do anything extrememly productive recently. So the next couple will be shorter again cause I dont feel like going all out.

The Simpsons was pretty good. The first maybe half hour or so, while they're in Springfield had me laughing the most. I usually dont read other reviews and take them too seriously, but I agreed with all of them that once they leave Springfield, the laugh factor fades a ton. Not saying it becomes boring or shitty or anything, cause I still liked the movie as a whole, but it definately did cool off.

I definately recommend checking it out, especially for the hardcore nudity thats shown in it, which to me was the funniest part of the whole movie. Pretty good