Pirates 3

Third and possibly final movie in the series. This one wasn't as good as the other two. The first was the best and they've gradually gone down hill in my opinion. This one had some half decent action sequences, and the best part of the movie is in the first 20-25 minutes in my opinion when they are at Chow Yun Fats place trying to do some funny business.

The Depp hallucinations, multiple personalities were kinda lame. Orlando Bloom is still a homo who is the same character in every movie, just with different version of his gay hair.

The biggest complaint I have about the movie, is there are about 500 swerves, turncoats, backstabbings in the span of about 3 minutes, and it's pretty hard to follow who is going to get who and who is on what team. It got very confusing, very fast. For the people who complained there were too many storylines in Spiderman 3, that was a breeze compared to this.

I'll give it 2 and a half butts, so I suppose it's a middle butt of a movie. You could wait for the dvd.