The excitement of the 3D gimmick was out in full force. This was an all out extravaganza. The theatre was packed and when they told us to put on the glasses everyone was pumped.
The first few minutes were tough as my eyes were adjusting to everything. Gave us a nice idea of what to expect through news clippings and things regarding the psycho miner on a killing spree.
He escapes from the hospital in an awesomely gory way and heads home to his mine. Young teenagers partying and heads rolling made this thing start off with a bang. They took full advantage of things flying at the screen early and people were loving it.
As things flash forward to ten years after the mining massacre, things REALLY slowed down an to be honest, they shouldve had us take off the glasses until things picked up again.
The mine is gonna be sold and the seller is a kid who survived the earlier attacks. He comes back after ten years and is being blamed for everything wrong with the town.
Things picked up again when the miner wreaks havoc on the town again. Best part was the motel with the 3D tits. Highly entertaining part of the movie.
Other shit happens and about halfway through the movie they decided to turn on a directors commentary so we know what's going on....... Oh wait, it was the obnoxious fat pig gangster girls behind us that wouldn't shut the fuck up and had the entire theatre playing a guessing game of what's to come with them. Fucking bitches. No wonder people get shot in theatre or not being quiet.
Anyhow the 3D came back and was exciting again (it never left just was worthwhile again). People were into the cat and mouse game and who dunnit atmosphere of the movie.
The ending "swerve" was kinda weak but it didn't take away from the fun of the movie. Was is the greatest horror movie I've seen? No. In recent memory yes. They actually put out a solid rated R flick with tons of gore, could language and 3D tits and beaver. Overall a lot of fun minus the cunts behind us.
3D movies are a nice gimmick making a comeback. Honestly they need shit like this to get people interested in going to the theatres to not watch dog hotel.
The place was a mobscene as well because there were a bunch of idiot 15 year old kids there that decided it was absolutely necessary to be obnoxious, run around, and fill the theatre to watch Notorious. I'm glad people want to support the movie and whatever, that's fine and good. Don't be fucking loud assholes for everybody else not seeing it
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