The Mummy 3

Encino Man returns for a third go round, this time in China after his son digs up a bunch of statues of Chinese warriors, who we know as Jet Li and his posse.

Encino Mans wife, Rachel Weisz didn't come back for this one which initially bugged me since I hate when people don't come back, but literally I got past it right away as the replacement was fine with the same accent.

The son is more or less the focal point as he's a college drop out and trouble maker but this big dig he's found is going to hopefully be his big break. Of course that's not the case when the whole thing was a set up by a Chinese army so they could raise the Emperor and take over the world.

Twenty minutes in the action really starts and seriously seemed like it was non stop. It kept me entertained throughout and I like the whole Chinese landscape deal and scenery. It was racist though because during a car chase there was gun fire and apparently everywhere a bullet would hit in china there was a friggin fireworks factory.

The little Asian hottie in it was a little Asian hottie. And her witch mother was an older Asian hottie. The son did nothing for me. Evies brother returned as the comic relief again and he was good. Especially when his ass was on fire and he screamed to spank his ass. Also this part on an air plane involving an air sick cow.

It wasn't as complete as the first two as those movies were a lot of fun, but this wasn't the horrible stinker I'd heard about. It was still fun to watch.

Better than another archeological expedition that came out recently with a son taking charge. Yeah I'm talking about YOU Indiana Jones and the curse of a modern day George Lucas production.