Prom Night

This remake of a movie from 900 years ago claims to be a blood filled splatter house. I think there was more blood in my toilet from the ass splitting shit I dumped last night than in this whole movie. What a rip.

This is absolutely the perfect exampled of why slasher movies shouldn't be rated PG-13

You have annoying actors who are obviously all "hotties"

The soundtrack if full of bad pop rock and other shit you'd hear on top 40 radio.

There is a complete lack of tits, blood, and swearing.

I am not saying they need to show a knife penetrating a tittie with a solid splash of blood all in one, but a helping of each would be great.

In these toned down flicks, it is obviously geared at scaring 16 year old girls with all the horrible jump scares and wretched relationship issues the characters go through.

The positive about the movie is that it really wastes no time jumping into things. Shows what leads up to the chick having a muderous stalker, flash forward and it is in fact Prom Night. It moved at a quick pace until the halfway point when the movie slowed down incredibly.

Whatever, just like real life version, Prom Night sucks.