Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Eye For an Eye

this has Sally Fields and Keifer Sutherland as the good guy bad guy duo. Ed Harris has an unbelievable cheeseburger shaped bald spot that also stars in the movie.

Basically this is Death Wish and any other vigilante movie in that Sally Fields daughter is raped and killed then on a technicality the murderer is let off, leaving Sally Fields depressed, angry, obsessed and seeking revenge on Jack Bauer before he was an ultra cool hero.

She stalks Sutherland throughout who has quite possibly one of the most unintimidating last names in movie bad guy history as his name is Robert Doob. Lame. They go in depth showing how hardcore bad he is by having him kick a dumpster, toss his cigarette to the ground when someone else wanted one, and dump a cup of coffee onto a poor ratty looking German Shepard. To cap it all, he stands outside of this spicy Latinas house he is watching and whips it out and pees in her bushes. He's got a sick mullet in the movie, greasy and gross, not like the well kept bleached blonde number from the Lost Boys. While on the topic, Keifer didn't get much respect from the average Joes until Jack Bauer. He was great in Lost Boys, this, Stand By Me and that porno with Donal Sutherland when he shot his load all over that girls back.

It's got some disturbing content with the forced entry and Doob saying some nasty shot. Over all it's a good watch though. It's a little slow and could be cut by twenty minutes. They show the top of Mrs. Doubtfires wifes tits in the shower, wondering what Mrs. Doubtfure thinks of that?! So he was cheated on for Pierce Brosnan and Ed Harris' bald spot.

When seeing her transform into a violence obsessed vigilante it's exciting watching a housewife go nuts. I'd recommend it, but it's your standard fare for a vigilante flick. In due time we will see how the Jodie Foster one fares in comparison. It's not everyday we see some solid lesbian justice handed out by Clarice and her farva bean eating self. Whoahohoho!!!

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