Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Happening

Today at work I was chatting with my movie buddy, "AWWW YEAH" Mike. We were talking about movies coming up and I mentioned how I can't wait to see Max Payne. I am a big Marky Mark fan, coupled that with me sitting glued to my seat while playing the two Max Payne games and you got a loser on your hands highly anticipating the movie adaptation, hoping its not anything like Street Fighter.

This brings me to the movie review.

Mike said, I am sure it will be better than his last movie from the summer. I responded not knowing what movie he was talking about. Then he said something that triggered it in my head and my response was, "oh the Happening!? That movie sucked!"

It started off great, like a terrorist type deal and something was causing people to kill themselves.......

MAJOR SPOILER HERE! WATCH OUT!

But it turned out the trees and nature are sensitive bitches and don't like how human beings have been treating them. So to take vengeance for their brothers and sisters being chopped down and grinded to pieces, they release a toxic chemical that makes people kill themselves......................................................................................

What a stupid movie.

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING! AND IT ISN'T A GOOD REVIEW OF THIS LAME ASS MOVIE!

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